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My son asked me what "gay" means

I said "it means happy" He replied "Dad are you gay?" I laughed and said "No son, I have a wife"

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Apparently it was a *Limburger*.

2. What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They Fast.

3. The dire wolves brought back from extinction will be moved to a brand new zoo for everyone to see

It’s called Jurassic Bark

4. My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m working on. She goes, “I don’t get it…in chapter two you randomly wrote ‘shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow’…what the hell does that even mean??”

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5. What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?

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8. My neighbor is pregnant and I asked her when she was due.

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9. Shakespeare

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